Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I understand Curling. That high.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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