i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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