Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize