I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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