part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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