im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
