Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dignity is for republicans.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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