I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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