So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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