check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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