I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I didn't notice because vodka
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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