11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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