You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Come see our sink grown plant.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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