remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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