I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you never un-have a 4some
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