she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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