Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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