so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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