it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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