Small penises have feelings too.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Dear god my vagina.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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