I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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