dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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