So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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