Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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