During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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