doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
