I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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