Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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