I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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