You're a womanizer and a bitch.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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