I am puke
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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