you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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