All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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