I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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