she was so not down for the gang bang
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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