so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
