Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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