gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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