im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
wow bdsm is so cute
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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