Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
