is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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