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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck

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(780): Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck http://tfl.nu/npsc

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oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?

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(440): oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill? http://tfl.nu/149i

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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public

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(804): This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public http://tfl.nu/6cpw

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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.

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(571): the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans. http://tfl.nu/yvak

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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.

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(434): Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore. http://tfl.nu/10x7

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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".

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(815): I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock". http://tfl.nu/fz13

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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..

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(+44): The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her.. http://tfl.nu/uw6o

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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?

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(828): Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight? http://tfl.nu/35kg

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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.

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(405): He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night. http://tfl.nu/m9rk

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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.

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(484): omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers. http://tfl.nu/h63v

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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime

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(541): I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime http://tfl.nu/biqg

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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....

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(310): We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries.... http://tfl.nu/y7n3

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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why

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(630): Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why http://tfl.nu/bkyw

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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.

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(309): We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously. http://tfl.nu/aavt

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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??

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(413): RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay?? http://tfl.nu/ikcs

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