Joe is yelling at the trees again.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.