Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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