Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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