But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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