Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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