Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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