On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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