yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's official drugs can't kill me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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