that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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