your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My bed smells like the plague
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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