Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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