making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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