We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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