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omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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