Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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