Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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