Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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