And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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