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If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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