he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
this will be a night to untag.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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