Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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