Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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