Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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