on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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